What the??

Okay, so I think this has been the title of several of my posts, but whatever.

Just in case you're having a hard time reading the very tiny (and somewhat blurry) print - here's the gist of it.

The first picture is a "Free Gift" from Gymboree.  They should totally do this more often.
The second picture is a warning "Keep Out of Reach of Children"

Really??

Can you feel the irony people??